Gerolsteiner Sparkling Natural Mineral Water

"I purchased two boxes of Gerolsteiner from Trader Joe's, the best sparkling water money can buy. I go, this is extraordinary. It's kind of a bitch, because going there, loading the boxes, you know? But I was like, This is how important the Gerolsteiner is to me. Multiple bottles were flat. I repeat, multiple bottles. And Geralt Steiner is the most bubbly- you can leave a Gerolsteiner open on the counter overnight and it's fizzy in the morning. It's crazy. The minerality of it is so dense that i...